Santa Uses Google Maps

santa uses google maps

Dear Google,

Thanks so much for releasing your new maps app in time for the big night. As you can imagine, my business was the hardest hit by the whole Apple maps debacle. Fortunately for us, and for the millions of kids on the nice list, you released your iPhone-friendly mapping application just in time. Thanks for adding those special “flying directions.” Phew.

Not like we really need the street views, but the whole satellite thing, coupled with the surprisingly human voice guidance, and the push updates, allows me to check texts from the elves or the missus, without losing site of my next destination.

Anyway, maybe next year I’ll try one of your Nexus phones.

Ho ho ho! Santa

PS – Thanks for the Santa Tracker